late, late, STOP BEING LATE

Ah, the... proverbial... 7-day-old year.

I would've loved to have blogged earlier on more noteworthy days (New Year's Eve... New Year's Day...) but I have been doomed in this aspect. I've probably had about an average of 2 hours sleep per day this week. As such at this moment I am trying not to fall into deep slumber.

We'll just get to it then eh? Resolutions. I'm actually struggling to keep them; I'm not making these just for the sake of it. We'll see how they work out.

Ten Resolutions for 2007, from Me, to Me

Number One. Get out of bed at least 2 hours before class starts. If not, you will most surely be late for school.

Number Two. Be early for school. If not, you will have to eat crappy food that day. No western food, no curry cutlet noodle. *weep* You have been eating crapfood this whole week.

Number Three. Make every day a productive day. If not, you will surely feel like you've been beaten over the head with a large metal canister - useless and immobile and sometimes yelled at repeatedly.

Number Four. Put everything back where you found it. If not, the floor will never see the light of day.

Number Five. Touch every piece of paper only once. File, or throw. Mostly throw.

Number Six. Make some art. PLEASE. Any sort, including bits of mail. Every day. Do this and you'll have a portfolio as brilliant as the sun.

Number Six (B). Mail your bits of mail.

Number Seven. Voice exercises. And sometimes any exercise would be good too. Every day.

Number Eight. Read the papers. Every day. Use them to do voice exercises.

Number Nine. A book a day. Read, read, read. Books are not just for decorating your bookshelf.

Number Ten. Assignments are TOP PRIORITY. Do them, like, now. Do them, and you will sometimes enjoy ice-cream delights. And good grades. If not, you will suffer greatly from an insane lack of sleep.

Insanity is a kitten made out of small clumps of food. EAT IT, BITCH.

When the game of life makes you feel like quittin',
It helps a lot if you kill a kitten
Mark my words, cause from where I'm sittin,
You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten.

There's no crime that you'll be commitin'
I know the law, you can kill a kitten.
If you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin'
Youll get plenty when you kill a kitten

Feed it turpentine, or break its spine,
Crush it with your shoe, as long as you...
Kill a kitten

If the one you love isn't quite as smitten,
She'll like you better when you kill a kitten
To quote the bible, cause that's where it's written
If yee loveth Jesus, yee must kill a kitten

Flush it down the can, hit it with your van,
Throw it at a train, make it snort cocaine
Drown it in a lake, bake a kitty cake
Stick some TNT up its cat booty
Do what you must do, as long as you...
Kill a kitten

Killing kittens isn't easy,
And if the thought makes you feel queasy,
Grab a pitchfork from the shed,
And kill a puppydog instead!

Download the song

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A Conversation

"Mum, what should I talk about?"

"Hm?"

"On my blog."

"Talk about... how successful you are in cleaning up your room!" *big smile*

Alright.

I am SO NOT SUCCESSFUL. I will never be a professional room cleaner upper. They will fire me before I even apply for the job. My dreams are dashed.

I have taken more than a week, and the clearing and arranging of stuff is not even DONE. My mum is happy though because when she walked into my room today she could see my table and parts of the floor. Anyway, I shall need to try out every piece of clothing I have and then throw out most of it to make space for new clothes. I am also looking for earring hangers. And necklace hangers. Hangers. In general. Plus various other things; I shall have to make a trip to IKEA soon, hurrrrraaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!

Edit for statistics: My mum has thrown away twelve bags of crap from my room.

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I swear, YouTube will eat my life if I let it. I don't feed it for a while and then I go back and it chews at me for an entire day. It isn't fair. I have things to do!

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Okay last thing for this post then back to the room:

Let's assess my resolutions from last year.

1. Still DELETE PROCRASTINATION
That's been terrible. FAILED.

2. No more cabs
Cab rides on the rise and will never come down. FAILED.

3. Less moolah on food
Probably also FAILED.

4. Maintain grades
Hello! Where did you come from, D+? FAILED.

5. Take part in many many competitions
Well... that was... at least three I suppose. PWN'D.

THAT IS ALL.