I would like some soup with croutons please

That would be very nice right now. Piping hot and creamy. Mmmmm. See also: Chocolate.

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The past two days haven't been productive at all; only salsa was fun, and probably dinner because it was free.

ROFL

I'd like to take a moment to express my rage against the empty taxis that zoom by without consideration for my feelings or lateness for school.

STUPID FUCKIN TAXIS
STUPID FUCKIN TAXIS
STUPID FUCKIN TAXIS
STUPID FUCKIN TAXIS
STUPID FUCKIN TAXIS

Okay.

It doesn't even deserve that colourful a spectrum of colours.

They piss me off so much that I become incoherent.

On Monday and Wednesday I waited frustrating half-hours for cabs and in the process gave a couple of them the finger even though it wouldn't solve anything. Today my cab driver wouldn't even drive forward at the drop-off porch, and instead chose to tell me to "hurry up" because we were holding up the other cars at the back. He wasn't even nice about it. Please don't mess with me in the mornings. I will curse you till your hair falls off and rabbits eat your toes.

To channel my indignation into more creative activities, I decided to come up with a list of curses. Here are some of them, in no order of propriety.

1. May you be sodomized by an ugly gay man.
2. May the teeth of a million sharks impale you simultaneously.
3. May your pet cat give you herpes.
4. May there be sand in your underwear always and forever.
5. May your feet be cemented to the ceiling.
6. May you be thrown into the Bermuda Triangle, Earth's portal to hell.
7. May your armpits smell of turpentine and a newly renovated house.
8. May your ass fall off and you explode of shit.

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I AM GOING TO FAIL THIS SEMESTER. HOW. HOW.