By my brother.
1. Take big pot, don't use frying pan. Must be high high one, like Trojan.
2. Pour oil. A lot. Make until high high.
3. Take out frozen french fry from freezer.
4. Wait for the thing (oil) to boil.
5. Count to three.
6. Dump the french fry in.
7. Run away.
8. Come back two minutes later. The splatter would have stopped by then.
9. If not, repeat step 7 and 8.
10. Pour away the oil, take out your crispy golden brown french fry, dip in your favourite sauce, and enjoy! XD
OMG we are so hilarious.
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I called McDelivery for the first time today. I FORGOT MY POSTAL CODE. I am a loser ahahaha. The food took damn long to come. When it did, it was damn soggy. My brother said the guy went to Geylang on the way.
Edit: HAHAHA OMG ok so the food was taking damn long to come right, and I was complaining and whining cos it was like 855pm and my brother said "call them again laaaah" so I did and I pressed 3 to check my order status, right, and then the woman tells me that expected delivery time is in half an hour and I'm thinking "o_o wtf, that's what they told me when I called more than half an hour ago" so I'm like okay whatever kthxbye. And just after I hung up, the doorbell rang, and it was the guy with our food. So then while we were eating a thought came to me that maybe I actually ordered again. And it turns out I did, because at 940pm, after we finished all the food and I'm asking my brother to fry me french fries since the ones we had sucked, the doorbell rang again and there was another delivery guy standing at the door. And we're all like "er" and the guy's like "what?" and we're like "our food came already" and he's like "oh. your food came already" and we're like "yeah" and he said "ok" and went away and we closed the door and stifled our giggles and felt a bit bad but HA the McDelivery hotline is _________. My brother's like "I mean, they not weird meh? One house order the same thing two times... they goon leh!" LOLOL.