My mum just showed me the phone bill. Apparently I chalked up $122+. Like, wtf, who did I talk to for so long? It also showed that I called Indonesia for $0.12. Ouch. But heck the Indonesia call; I really don't think I made such long outgoing calls at all. I'm supposed to have free incoming, dammit.

She also showed me my bankbook and I have spent about $400 (including my allowance) in the last month. That must have been all the fucking taxis I have taken. And OH - fuck, because I know there was once where I spent a fucking 30+++ bucks on taxi fares alone. In one day. Midnight surcharges suck.

Fuck. My mum's calling the M1 people and I'm hearing things about voicemail. Damn, I did call voicemail a lot. ARGH.

Okay - so voicemail = my outgoing calls. Which means, if any of you call me and I don't pick up the phone and you don't leave a message once you reach voicemail, I still have to pay 20c. And every time I call 1381 to retrieve voicemail it's 20c for the first minute too.

I kept calling voicemail because your voice message was the only thing I had of you and I wanted to hold on to it. But I stopped doing it regularly and its been deleted now; there was a significant emptiness when I realised. Maybe it's for my own good, so that I can stop thinking about you, and not chalk up such a huge fugly bill.

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Right, now that the money stuff is over, we can get to how lovely today's paper was. Ethan had really told us everything we needed to know, so I guess it was a breeze. Now if this isn't an A I really won't know where to put my face.

I want to go shopping after exams, but I think if I do that before I get a job, my mum will really ___________. She said "what if suddenly something happened and we (my parents) konked off and all you have is this money in your bank". I find it rather morbid to think about. Anyway so tomorrow I will shamelessly ask you people to take pictures so that I can see if I can score modelling or acting assignments. I will also hope hard that the museum will hire me.

I AM SO SHAMELESS.

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Maaaybe! I will ask Roger if I can work for him. XD

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OR TINA.

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OR ALI.

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So shameless. >_< Shit.

Ohohoh ladies - Century Square has this "Her Festival" thing from 2-11 Sept. This Friday there's some "Night to Shine" thing also 7-11pm wanna go wanna go wanna go?

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MSN 7.5 IS COOL! Now, you can send "fuckyoulah" messages, not just through text, but also through a voice message system! Tell all your friends how much they should fuck off - encode your voice and send it through the computer today!

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Find your very own MEDCOCK REVISION NOTES here!

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I feel like I need to write more, so here, have a poem:

The Exam Poem

On Monday we were tested on Marketing
After which my prospects were darkening
I wanted four Zs
And I knew my four Ps
But Ethan's words weren't so heartening

Today was Essential Graphics Software
And it was the usual easy fare
Though if I fail
I'll cry and wail
And destroy six tables and a chair

Tomorrow we'll have Medsoc
Then our grades will be padlocked
I hope they are As
Which will make my days
Full of glee and absolutely rock

(Actually only Z grades will make me fully content
But Ethan said those are only for 5%)