I had a long long dream last night. The last thing I dreamed was that I was on a holiday at some real famous special volcano. It was really special cos it erupts every hour and every half hour everything will go dark to tell you how much time you have left to run away. And it's even extra special because if you put a piece of paper with lines drawn on it on some spot near the mouth of the volcano, you can play it like a guitar.

Yeah, I know, like what the...?