She went to play golf today in JB, and left the house at 5am. She wanted to tan her legs, so she wore short pants, but she also wore socks, so she has a sock tanline! LOL. And she also wore a glove. And a watch. So then she whined about uneven tanlines ahaha. Then I said that's why you need to wear a bikini to go tanning and she shot me a dirty look. I also mentioned that my favourite name was Royston and she thought I said moisten and said so obscene one! Dude. I don't know how to tell her about the lifestyle I think I have chosen. If she squirms at things like that...
Do you think your parents ever French kissed? I don't think my mum knows how.