I'm not racist; we call Andrea "nigga" all the time and she loves it

The boyfriend is at Zouk and I cannot go.

My hopes weren't high, of course. I just asked my parents to gauge what their stand on clubbing was.

Turns out that:

• Zouk is not a good place to go
• GOT DRUG RAIDS
• You're underaged and will end up in the police station
• WHAT IF SOMEONE STICKS DRUGS ON YOU
• What if someone slips something into your drink! You won't remember anything!
• YOU CANNOT GO UNTIL YOU ARE TWENTY ONE.

Wtf.

Dude, I can take care of myself and I trust the people around me and what is life without taking any risks?

At any rate, in less than 4 months, I'll be legal. Who doesn't do underaged drinking anyway? I've never been drunk. And before all of you go "ho ho ho YEAH RIGHT" I mean drunk until throw up one.

Whatever. Have fun Zouking, niggas and nigerettes. <3